If alien life were discovered in the near future, how would theists twist their holy texts to fit them in?

They did it with a sun centered solar system, they did it with a spherical earth, they did it with the big bang and they did it with evolution.If alien life were discovered in the near future, how would theists twist their holy texts to fit them in?
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Rev. Neil
Why would there be any need to twist anything. The fact that you and others imply that it would simply underlines how little you understand about Scripture and faith. The Bible is and never was meant to be a science book, anyone interpreting it that way is simply mistaken. What gets me though is the fact that the vast majority of Christians are not literalists has been explained over and over to you. Yet still you insist that the Bible can only be taken literally. This can only mean one of three possibilities: 1. You are aware fully of this but do it anyways because you have no other reason to reject faith. 2. You are incapable of learning. 3. You do not want to learn truth because that will show you are living a lie. Which is it?If alien life were discovered in the near future, how would theists twist their holy texts to fit them in?
Aliens from another planet will never arrive. The closest star is 4 light years away and it would take over 2500 years to get here traveling 1 million miles per hour. Satan will soon appear as an angel of light and he will impersonate Christ. Beware of the Coming National Sunday Law. 666 Revelation 13:17If alien life were discovered in the near future, how would theists twist their holy texts to fit them in?
That's easy - xtians and muslims will think the aliens are demons and freak out so badly they'll start a war with the aliens. The poor aliens would have to fight back to defend themselves and quickly pack up and leave, but xtians will think the aliens started the war and feel persecuted.



If there are aliens, they're smart to stay away from us. Who's going to come to this stupid and violent planet?
The Sun is the center of our solar system. The earth is a sphere. Evolution/adaptation is real. I don't think it is alien life, but people from our own planet who left and will be returning within 2 years. Mayan prophecy.
Sorry, the last Pope already said, hey there might be aliens, and God totally made them too. Never underestimate the ability of a theist to continue deluding themselves.
They will scream that fallen angels have come to Earth and scramble to kill them all.